This is a portal to Goddess Gnowee. We will bind your item remotely to a portal for her so that you may reach out to her effortlessly anytime you wish. (Please ask us for our instruction sheet for opening and closing the portal upon purchase).
Gnowee is a solar goddess whose torch is the sun. She was once a woman who lived upon the Earth at a time when it was eternally dark, and people could only move about with the aid of bark torches. She was an aboriginal of Australia.
One day she left her little son sleeping while she went out to dig for yams. Food was scarce, and Gnowee wandered so far that she reached the end of the Earth, passed under it and emerged on the other side. Not knowing where she was, she could not find her little son anywhere, so she climbed into the sky with her great bark torch to get a clearer view. She still wanders the sky to this day, lighting the whole world with her torch as she continues to search for her lost son. If her son is ever found, the world will be plunged back into eternal darkness, which is a little worrying.
What Gnowee can do for you:
She will fight tooth and nail for your children, your grandchildren, and any children you care about in any situation they are in.
She will help you find things when you lose them
She will protect all the children you love.
She will help you when you need someone to stand behind you and help you achieve a favorable outcome in a debate, a court case, an argument, a judgment, or anything you are trying to win as either a plaintiff, a defendant, or a civil case of any kind. Going through a divorce? She will help you get what you deserve out of any settlement. Need custody of your children? They'll be afraid to say no! You get the idea.
What Gnowee would like you to do for her:
Talk to her at least once a week, but as often as you have time to do so. She likes to talk while she is searching for her son.
Pray once a week that she finds her son.
Read that again!
These are the only offerings she asks of you, but feel free to offer anything you like. Her favorite number is 3 and her favorite colors are purple and cornflower blue.
So now you know that owning a portal to Goddess Gnowee is not for the faint of heart. You have to consciously pray that she finds her son, knowing that if she does find him, the world will go dark, and life will cease to exist. We certainly would not recommend that you fake pray and I'm sorry if that seemed like a hint.
We will need a photo of the item you wish to have Gnowee's portal bound upon purchase. Please leave this item out in the open until Meta or Mya conduct the binding ceremony. You will be alerted when the binding is complete.