European Imp Fairy Spirits for Protection - Adoption/Remote Bridging

Imps are troublesome and mischievous more than seriously threatening or dangerous, but you don't want to mess with one if they have a bone to pick with you. 

They are small in stature and each of our imps admits to not being especially attractive. Their behavior can be wild and uncontrollable much like some species of fairies. In some cultures they are considered the same beings, both sharing the same sense of free spirit and enjoyment of all things fun.

It was later in history that people began to associate fairies as being good and imps as being malicious and evil. However, both imps and some species of fairies are fond of pranks and misleading people. Most of the time, these pranks are harmless fun, but some could be upsetting and harmful, such as the switching of babies or leading travelers astray in places unfamiliar to them. Although imps are often thought of as being immortal, they can be damaged or harmed by certain weapons and enchantments, or be kept out of people's homes by wards.

YOU CAN EASILY CONTROL YOUR IMP SPIRIT! As their keeper, all you need to do when they arrive is let them know that you are in charge and they are not to misbehave unless you ask them to do a favor for you that involves some mischief. Set your ground rules like you would with any spirit. Tell them your quiet time hours so they don't keep you awake. Tell them everyone in your family or your household is off limits when it comes to trickery or any kind of harmful pranks. Then tell them that more rules may be added as time goes on if they start to create too much trouble for you. We also tell all spirits to wait for any instructions and/or house rules from their new keeper before they do anything once they arrive to their new home. 

We can't speak for all imps, but the imps with us get along with all other spirits just fine and they will not cause them any harm. In addition, they won't harm women, children or elderly people when they leave the house with you. The only exception would be a woman who has done something to harm you or your family. In that case, all bets are off. They can be trusted with pets, as well. Their main goal is to protect you though, so if a dog were to attack you in the park and you have your imp with you, you can expect that dog to be dealt with accordingly.

Imp fairies are an awesome ally to have when you have bullies to deal with or feel threatened by anyone. Anyone who lives in a less-than-safe neighborhood should have an imp  spirit as a form of protection in their home. The attendants of the devil are sometimes described as imps. They are usually described as lively and having small stature.

Each of our imp spirits is a protector and loves a reason to toy with someone. The things they will do to protect you are unlimited. If you wish to get into some mischief with your imp, however, they will do things such as cause someone to lose their job, get into a non-life-threatening car accident (just enough to do a lot of damage to their car without personal injury), create a disturbance in their home each night as they are about to go to sleep, create problems for them in their love life or in their relationship, and just about anything you can think of that does not cause bodily harm. If someone harms you though, you can bet they will get their karma pretty quickly when your imp visits them at their home or their place of work, even if you don't know who the person is or where they live and work.

We currently have a whole family of imps with us who do not necessarily need to be placed in the same home. They are not clingy by nature, and they don't have strong family ties. 

Your imp can be bridged to your person or to an object. Please share a photo with us by email of the object you wish him or her to be bridged or of yourself, if bridging to you. If we have your photo on file, you do not need to send it again.

The imps with us do not require pre-qualification for adoption, so you may choose your imp and check out whenever you wish.

Choose from:

• Sartabin - Male Imp who doesn't mind being called Tabby. He likes to shoot paper wads at people through a straw. You won't see the straw, of course, but you may see a lot of people in the grocery store with slimy paper in their hair as you shop! His favorite offering is coffee, with or without cream and sugar. 
• Gracia - Female Imp whom we call Gracie, and she's cool with that. She likes to make people trip over their own feet for kicks. Her favorite offering is bubble gum, but don't set it out for her late at night. Sugar seems to wind her up terribly!
• Domino - Male Imp with the darkest side to him of all of the imps with us. He goes for the jugular. He won't let anyone die or even come close to it, but he likes to watch people wince from pain he creates in their stomachs or in their heads.  His favorite offering is chocolate ice cream, but never plain. It should be mixed with peanut butter, nuts, fruit, marshmallow, or sprinkles.
• Ritagga - She allows us to simply call her Rita. She likes to take pretty, stuck-up women and temporarily damage their appearance. She does things like make their wig fall off in public, make their makeup run so they have streaks of mascara dripping, fill their nose with perpetual boogies so that even if they swipe them away with a tissue, they reappear, and making their pants split in the back. They usually don't notice most of these things until they get home. If there are no pretty, egotistical women around, she will play with men in different ways, but embarrassment is her goal. Her favorite offering is chocolate chip cookies or kiwi fruit.
• Jegnit - You may call him Jeg. His claim to fame is making people's hair fall out by the clumps. It will grow back the next day, but in the meantime, they are left with bald patches all over their heads and with the worry of what the H is going on! His favorite offering is pudding - any flavor.
• Gammet - He doesn't like nicknames, so you'll need to call him Gammet. We learned he does not like Gammy! The thing he loves to do best when he's feeling full of the devil is to make people slobber and slur their words. When they finally stop slobbering, they will have the worst case of dry mouth possible, making them feel as if their mouth is pasted shut or like they ate sand. His favorite offering is peanut butter crackers.

These creatures are not very verbal with us. Meta thought she was losing her senses when she barely heard them say a word and they wouldn't even answer most of her questions, but Mya and Stormy barely hear them say anything either. They would rather scream or laugh. The only thing that was easy to get out of them was what they wanted for offerings, and even then, they all kept repeating the same things. Each only gave us one answer and every day it is the same answer.

They listen though. They will hang on your every word. If you don't want them to know that someone has hurt your feelings or harassed you, don't let them hear about it unless you want that person to be penalized for their actions.