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Special Order for Erik - Xenus the Female Vamp
Xenus: (Pronounced Zenus). Funny, creative, voluptuous, erotic, and in her own words, "plotting". I suppose this goes along with the "creative" part of her personality. She says she's always trying to come up with some sort of excitement. She can get bored easily if things are not lively.
Because of her creative and plotting personality, she would be a great vampire to adopt for help with any spell work, readings, conjurations, or other metaphysical work.
Fair warning; Xenus can be a little rough around the edges sometimes, but she can be a pussycat, as well. Even with other female beings, she can be very warm. She made Mya feel like she had someone who felt genuine feelings for her and who can easily love beings of all species, races, genders, ages, etc.
She calls things like she sees them and never beats around the bush. If she thinks a person you bring around is not good for you, she will tell you that right in front of that person, and she will tell you why she feels the way she does. She won't wait until you are alone and quietly give you advice. You may have to ask her to go to a certain room in your home when your visitor(s) arrive and stay there until your company leaves. She will also tell you if you look hideous in the outfit you chose to wear for the day, if your cooking smells like dirt (she said that to Mya one night, and Mya is a very good cook), and give you unsolicited advice on many things. The good part is, she doesn't lie. She tells you exactly how she feels and what she thinks. She won't steer you in the wrong direction.
Xenus cusses a lot, even if she is discussing something of a pleasant and light nature. The F-bomb is a staple in her book, and she cannot control it. You can ask her to do just about anything for you except for communicating with you WITHOUT using the F word. She feels she is incapable of conversing without using the word.
Her likes: Parties, red candles, sex/intimacy, bats, liver and onions, black or red licorice but never the chocolate or fruit flavors, beef jerky, pineapple juice, tomatoes (and tomato sauce, juice, preserves, etc.) and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She also loved Pulp Fiction when Mya played it at the shop this early this morning. The parties can be just her keeper and her or they can be large with many spirits and/or humans invited. She just likes to have a good time!
Her dislikes: Fake people, anything pumpkin flavored (but she loves pumpkins just to look at them), hot and humid weather (she will stay inside in the air conditioning on days like that even if you are outside all day long), politics and dictatorships, and to be ignored for long periods of time. (Long periods of time in her book is if you were to ignore her for 4 days or more). If you are heavy into politics, she has no problem with that. She just does not want to see politicians on TV or hang out with anyone running for office or in office currently. She will not tolerate a sign in your yard, either.
She is a night owl, but she will abide by your house rules. Tell her it's lights out and quiet time from a certain time to a time in the morning and you won't hear a peep from her.
Don't be surprised though if you "feel" her at night. She will not make a sound, but you may know she has slid into the bed with you, unless you set that ground rule also (no intimacy past a certain time of night or maybe no intimacy with you at all, whatever you wish). If the latter, she will leave the home now and then to be intimate with someone who will give her some attention or allow her to give them attention. Once she finds someone like this, she will always stick with the same person for intimacy, but her main loyalty will be with you. She will leave you only to have her sexual sessions with her lover.
Her favorite colors are red and black. She really loves the two colors put together like for lingerie, home décor, or even in food dishes. Mya twisted a red and a black piece of licorice together and set it in front of her one day and she absolutely loved it! Partly because it was her favorite colors but also because she loves licorice, and because of the creativity that was put into it.